There will be few people who could resist a smirk when it was announced 'Webber and Vettel are bookmarking the field' at Silverstone. Let's face it, Mark Webber is a class act, generally loved by all and Sebastian Vettel is a petulant, sulking child 95% of the time. You may as well present him with a lollypop when he finds himself on a podium, as you would a spoiled brat on sports day.
Webber was forced to take Luscious Liz out on the track after Seb had decided she was no longer useful to him, then had his front wing pinched after what was no doubt a mammoth strop from his man-child team-mate. Team orders, no matter how you try to interpret them... are unsporting.
I believe this is why karma intervened and resulted in the hilarious screech over the intercom 'Punk-cha! Punk-cha! Right Rear!'
I laughed an evil laugh and took a victory-bite out of my crunchie.
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